Joke of the day! (No Memes)

[JDMeister]

If artists wear Sketchers, do linguists wear Converse?

 

[ESCO]

When you Excel, people will Spreadsheet about you.

 

[dbart]

If artists wear Sketchers, do linguists wear Converse?

Drivers wear Vans!
Plummers wear Clogs!
Politician's wear Flip Flops!

 

[JDMeister]

I was looking at buying a motel as an investment.
The ad indicated minor maintenance. Located off the
main road and required a change of the name.
It was named "Bates Motel".
The maintenance was torn shower curtains.
I passed.

 

[JDMeister]

I sometime do "Stand Up" comedy.
However, the female comedians have an advantage.
We guys can't talk about our "Hoo Has".
Seems unfair.

 

[ESCO]

Just got fired from my job at an ice cream shop
I refused to work on Sundaes