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- Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
- Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
- Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire.
- Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
- Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
- On the 7th day, God rested. Then, Chuck Norris took over.
