Recent content by TheSPAINishLover

Crusty will very likely not meat up but it's ok. I don't take anything personally. dbart's wife will have him locked up in the pantry, so I'm not going to ask. Rivermobster is too short to make the long drive so he won't show. JD will show but he scares me. I would hang with SouthBay but...

I'm taking a Thursday red-eye flight to surprise Sebastian for his ceremony party on Friday. No one knows I'm flying back in. I fly back to TN early Sunday. If you're free, maybe you can show up Friday for the party?

My trip to SoCal was way more fun than expected—almost too fun, like the universe accidentally gave me someone else’s vacation. Traffic was so light I kept checking Google Maps to make sure I hadn’t fallen into a parallel dimension. Even the theme parks were empty. I got on rides so fast they...

LA County is the cancer of the entire United States.

I’m in Denver waiting on my connecting flight to LAX…and heavily buzzed- did a 1,349 kcal wkout and just now ate! All it took was two double shot Mules. I wish I were at home in Knoxville. The only good part is the hit stewardesses rubbing against my shoulders because they’re so broad. ☺️...

Man, I was filled with hate yesterday. I apologize fellas….except to dbart. I’m headed to the gym now after 9 hours of sleep and I’m feeling like a rockstar. Have a great day!

@Crusty The average hot dog machine will have 547,500 weiners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime. Given its lifetime is 5-7 years and you're 55 years, y0re a dirty cochino! diaf

I.V. drips are not the solution for hate. As they say, "whatever sinks y0re boat."

I didn't mean for you to have to cut off the leg. Too bad it didn't spread.

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Every time you butcher your, it feels less like a typo and more like a fully committed hate crime against grammar.

Rivermobster, I hope you trip on a pebble and hurt yourself in a way that you have to endure pain for 2-3 days, midget. Crusty, I hope you choke emptying a buffet tray of dicks down your throat. Rockwood, I hope you get gangrene because of your stupid scooter crash. Cookie, well, you already...

:rolleyes: y0re a subscriber.

I'm unable to update my heux ads on SkipTheGames...it's hurting my bitness. :mad: