A castration/lobotomy combo is the only real solution here.
As far as the castration part goes, it might be too late if he's already reproduced but at least it would prevent any further offspring.
I guess if you think you need to buy a $600 novelty just to prove you're the most annoying individual in your group then just save your money bcuz everyone already thinks so
I believe that's a UK (including Ireland) whore according to the interwebs.
Whore's slits/holes are different shapes and configurations based on the part of the world they are from.
For instance, some are rightways and some are sideways.
You used to be able to add a patty. Make it double meat or triple or whatever for about a buck each one. I used to get doubles and triples all the time. My buddy tried 6 once. Bread was mush. He was just chowin on a stack of processed "rib patties" with a "shit eating" grin on his face.