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I forgot it was on, looks like it’s a good thing.

Awesome!

I could use a CFO with mad interweb skills along for the ride!

Bastards shitcanned me, went with Kaitlin Jenner!

I used to have a problem with the chop in my Pro-R until I started pre-running the dunes in the LS, it’s butter now!

There was a time awhile back when it looked like you were at war with modern medicine, testing the limits of a doctor’s ability to put you back together. I had you at #2 on my list of “remember that dude.” ABC beat you out for #1. Your wrist was jacked up, safely removing your ballsack from the...

I was Rodney’s insurance agent, had to show him the fine print in his healthcare plan denying benefits for “effing up and finding out.”

I remember watching my 86 2 Fiddy R three wheeler being loaded up and driven away. It bit me in Ocotillo. As you get older you start appreciating the concept of having fun AND having a functional body to allow you to have fun. Growing up we all played football, I stopped after my freshman year...

Politicians are a reflection of the citizenry, I don’t blame rats for congregating / reproducing around overflowing trash cans…

Did you guys hire models for the trip, damn!

Those were the gals I was banging!

Wow, Korea has changed since I was there. Good thing this wasn’t the case back then or I never would have had my son Rockwood!

That looks like it’s doing 100mph just sitting there!

We used to do 60% of our riding at night, many times getting back to camp around 3am. Can’t even guesstimate how many times I picked up stragglers who were lost, broken down or just wandered away from their group. My wife would wake up in the morning to see how many breakfast burritos we had to...

Looks like you guys had an awesome time, we’ll have to spend some time on Sand Highway or the road cutting over to Oldsmobile so we can hook up, I’ll bring the shovels!

I hear ya, it’s not like glass in Glamis is mentioned in the Geneva Convention. Friday I was in a hurry, drove through a school zone at 70mph as the kids were getting out, didn’t come close to hitting any of them!

In the sauna sweating last night off, gonna get right and do it all over again! I’ll probably come out of the closet tonight in an off topic unhinged post in the buy-sell section.

Flee to Mexico, if Californian is closer just hide out there. Gavin is conducting special sessions as we speak to protect folks from Trump.

By the way, I’m drunk as shiat, and Esco doesn’t cut his lawn.